butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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