I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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