Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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