Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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