Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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