The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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