marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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