After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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