Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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