I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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