I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
where are you?
Hypothermia
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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