i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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