Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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