I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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