Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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