it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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