How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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