the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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