Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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