We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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