their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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