If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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