I cockslap morals
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
