if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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