So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My feet surprised me
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