if you like me you must not know who I am
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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