kristin has been a bad kristin
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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