And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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