My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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