no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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