Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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