As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
