Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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