Nicole vs. Life
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.