Just cropdusted the office
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?