Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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