Small penises have feelings too.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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