if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Two words: blizzard sex
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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