oh god the rape fog is back!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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