i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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