super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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