i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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