Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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