that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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