She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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