ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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