butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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