yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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