i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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