i don't like sucking hair
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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