I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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