I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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